Ya ever notice how a word or topic comes up in conversation then ya hear or see references to it seemingly more than normal?
It's been that kind of week with he word Enema.
It started with a phone call from a relative of mine who uses them before sex so his partners dick isn't covered in feces.
It's apparently, a sit on the john warm water process to shoot out all that burger he ate at lunch.
There's also various attachments he can add-on to the shit-shooter device for ease of use or a real good cleaning or smaller/bigger tubes to insert in his butt crack ( I'm assuming here, as I don't know).
To me, butt-sex is just a nasty idea using an exit only hole as an entry point. Not to mention having to use the shit-shooter every time ya want your partner to shove his dick up your ass. What a hassle.
Sex should not be a hassle, in my opinion. But then again that's just me.
But after that phone conversation, I noticed the word or phrase or a reference to Enemas in a number of places, which both grossed me out and cracked me up.
If ya know me, I'm a bit twisted and find humor in the oddest of things.
But anyhow, I'll shave (or be shaved) for sex, shower for sex and even change the damn sheets just to dirty them up again, but not gonna shove one tube up my ass so someone can shove their dick there. Nope, just not gonna do it.
Kwakers Kranky Korner
Friday, June 09, 2006 at 12:03:00 PM
What about those Enemas?
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